Welcome!  I’m David, a.k.a. D M Koffer.  I’m a writer, magician, martial artist, web developer, and all-around renaissance man.

And I’m here to help!  Mostly I help people by writing stuff for them.  Sometimes I help by making their writing sound awesome.  I especially enjoy writing really complex stuff, and making it easy to understand.  I’ve got a portfolio with some samples, and a main page with services.

Like the website?  I can make a basic one for you on the cheap.

So…that part about being a magician?  I do that too.  Not like stage-magic illusions, but real live probability-boosting reality-hacking magic.  If you’re looking for a boost to your project, or  if you need a hand with spiritual stuff, or even if you’re just curious, check out my magic page.

I also make a lot of stuff from scratch.  I bake my own bread, make wooden knives, and I do my own calligraphy.  I think that learning how to make something from scratch, all by yourself, teaches you a lot.  About the project, sure, I mean there’s nothing like the knowledge you get from building something yourself.  More than that, though, creating something teaches you about yourself.  And sometimes getting to know our selves can be tricky.